What is Spam? What does "Spam" stand for? Why is Spam funny?
***NOTE: These theories are almost all incorrect - please don't sue
me!*** What is Spam?
- Pig meat.
- Dog meat.
- Rodent meat.
- Armadillo meat.
- Congealed, dyed lard.
- Dyed salt licks.
- Maps, backwards.
- Darn tasty!
What does "Spam" stand for?
- Spiced Ham.
- Specially Processed Army Meat.
- Specially Processed Armadillo Meat.
- Super Pink Artificial Meat.
- Squirrel, Possum, And Mouse.
- Silly People Ate More.
- Salted Pork And More.
- Truth, Justice, And The American Way.
Why is Spam funny?
- Sound of the word - SPAM!!!
- Embarrassment of being caught eating it.
- Other people think so.
- Steals Robin Williams' routines.
- Subliminal messages in competitors' packaging.
- I don't know.
- Spam's not funny!!!!!