''Carpe Noctem.'' (Seize the night.) - ?
''Carpe Toyota.'' (Seize the engine.) - ?
''Carpe Carp.'' (Seize the fish.) - PEF
''Carpe Oceanus.'' (Seize the seas.) - ?
''I don't want to achieve immortality through my work - I want to achieve it by not dying.'' - Woody Allen
''I shall become immortal, even if it kills me!!!'' - PEF
''Disease and deprivation stalk our land like two giant stalking things. The world cries out for peace, freedom, and a few less fat bastards eating all the pie.'' - Blackadder, Sense and Senility, BA3
''I want to bounce up and down on my spring!'' - Clodaugh Rodgers (MP's BRB)
''Ford, you're turning into a penguin - Stop it!'' - Arthur Dent (HHGTTG)
''I worship the water he walks on.'' - PEF
''Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,/ a medley of extemporanea,/ and love is a thing that can never go wrong,/ and I am Marie of Roumania.'' - Dorothy Parker
''Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.'' - Winston Churchill
''The problem with racists is that they see everything in in terms of Black and White.'' - Timothy Harrington
Bertie: ''You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underclothing.''
Jeeves: ''No, sir.''
Bertie: ''One or the other, not both.''
- Jeeves and Wooster